Professor Quotes

the (probably unintentional) hilarity that comprises our professors' teachings

Wednesday, September 28, 2005

on homosexuality

[posed like a question] "No one in here yet has talked about whether they're gay or not or whether they've had experiences...."
[no one raises their hand]

-Prof. Wendy Robinson, Comm 371

Monday, September 26, 2005

on a student's last name

"Dinges, like the crabs....that is, the ones you eat..."

-Prof. Wendy Robinson, Comm 371

on life

"It doesn't get any better from here."

-Prof. Wendy Robinson, Comm 371

Thursday, September 08, 2005

on smoking

"...maybe like a post-coital cigarette."

Prof. Rob King. Film & Video 372

Wednesday, September 07, 2005


Welcome to Professor Quotes! Inspired by the ingeniuous professors at the University of Michigan who are continually keeping me on my feet in class with (perhaps unintentionally) hilarious quotes from lectures/class. Similar to Overheard in Ann Arbor, this is a community site where anyone can (and is encouraged!) to submit quotes heard in class from professors/instructors/GSIs/lecturers - basically any teacher.

So let's start hearing what hilarity you heard...