Professor Quotes

the (probably unintentional) hilarity that comprises our professors' teachings

Tuesday, November 08, 2005

on Deep Throat [the film]

[reading the tagline from the movie poster for Deep Throat] "How far does a girl have to go to untangle her tingle? I don't even know what that means."

-Prof. Rob King, Film & Video 372

on defining ourselves

"We don't define ourselves on that bowel movement we had before class."

-Prof. Rob King, Film & Video 372

Saturday, November 05, 2005

on orgies

prof: "C'mon guys, when you get invited to an orgy, what do you do??"
student: "They give out invitations?!"
prof: " have to be on the list."

-Prof. Silke Weineck, German 383

submitted by megan.