on reading for class

"And I'm sure you have all been keeping up with the reading this semester...?"

one student: "Ha."
(entire class laughs.)

-Prof. Wendy Robinson, Comm 371

on paper kites?

"We're going to have an end of the semester party...but no alcoholic drinks, no profanity, no paper kites."

-Prof. Wendy Robinson, Comm 371

on James Bond

"If you're not a white, WASPy kind of guy, you won't relate to Bond very well."

-Prof. Wendy Robinson, Comm 371

on shoe fetishes

"Let's say I have a shoe fetish...I'm aroused by your feet, Brad [a GSI]."

-Prof. Wendy Robinson, Comm 371

on sheep

"They shave sheep in a way that's bad. [long pause.....] Sounds like a bad joke...baaaaaaaaaaaaad."

-Prof. Wendy Robinson, Comm 371