Welcome!

Welcome to Professor Quotes! Inspired by the ingeniuous professors at the University of Michigan who are continually keeping me on my feet in class with (perhaps unintentionally) hilarious quotes from lectures/class. Similar to Overheard in Ann Arbor, this is a community site where anyone can (and is encouraged!) to submit quotes heard in class from professors/instructors/GSIs/lecturers - basically any teacher.

So let's start hearing what hilarity you heard...