Professor Quotes

the (probably unintentional) hilarity that comprises our professors' teachings

Friday, May 26, 2006

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Sunday, December 11, 2005

on reading for class

"And I'm sure you have all been keeping up with the reading this semester...?"

one student: "Ha."
(entire class laughs.)

-Prof. Wendy Robinson, Comm 371

on paper kites?

"We're going to have an end of the semester party...but no alcoholic drinks, no profanity, no paper kites."

-Prof. Wendy Robinson, Comm 371

on James Bond

"If you're not a white, WASPy kind of guy, you won't relate to Bond very well."

-Prof. Wendy Robinson, Comm 371

on shoe fetishes

"Let's say I have a shoe fetish...I'm aroused by your feet, Brad [a GSI]."

-Prof. Wendy Robinson, Comm 371

Thursday, December 01, 2005

on sheep

"They shave sheep in a way that's bad. [long pause.....] Sounds like a bad joke...baaaaaaaaaaaaad."

-Prof. Wendy Robinson, Comm 371

Tuesday, November 08, 2005

on Deep Throat [the film]

[reading the tagline from the movie poster for Deep Throat] "How far does a girl have to go to untangle her tingle? I don't even know what that means."

-Prof. Rob King, Film & Video 372

on defining ourselves

"We don't define ourselves on that bowel movement we had before class."

-Prof. Rob King, Film & Video 372

Saturday, November 05, 2005

on orgies

prof: "C'mon guys, when you get invited to an orgy, what do you do??"
student: "They give out invitations?!"
prof: " have to be on the list."

-Prof. Silke Weineck, German 383

submitted by megan.

Wednesday, October 26, 2005

on Emeril

"How many of you watch Emeril?......BAM!...hahahahahahahahaha."

-Prof. Wendy Robinson, Comm 371

xated r

"Does anyone know why this film was rated X? ... [waits for reply] ... I mean, it doesn't have any nudal frontity, right!? ... I always say that wrong."

-Prof. P. Bauland, Film & Video 331

submitted by GSG.

Monday, October 24, 2005

on TiVo

"Most philosophers will say there's no such thing as an original idea, but I think TiVo is pretty good."

-GSI Trish Rich, Philosophy 359

submitted by marty.