on homosexuality

[posed like a question] "No one in here yet has talked about whether they're gay or not or whether they've had experiences...."
[no one raises their hand]

-Prof. Wendy Robinson, Comm 371

on a student's last name

"Dinges, like the crabs....that is, the ones you eat..."

-Prof. Wendy Robinson, Comm 371

on life

"It doesn't get any better from here."

-Prof. Wendy Robinson, Comm 371

on smoking

"...maybe like a post-coital cigarette."

Prof. Rob King. Film & Video 372

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Welcome to Professor Quotes! Inspired by the ingeniuous professors at the University of Michigan who are continually keeping me on my feet in class with (perhaps unintentionally) hilarious quotes from lectures/class. Similar to Overheard in Ann Arbor, this is a community site where anyone can (and is encouraged!) to submit quotes heard in class from professors/instructors/GSIs/lecturers - basically any teacher.

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