Friday, May 26, 2006
Sunday, December 11, 2005
on reading for class
"And I'm sure you have all been keeping up with the reading this semester...?"
one student: "Ha."
(entire class laughs.)
-Prof. Wendy Robinson, Comm 371
one student: "Ha."
(entire class laughs.)
-Prof. Wendy Robinson, Comm 371
on paper kites?
"We're going to have an end of the semester party...but no alcoholic drinks, no profanity, no paper kites."
-Prof. Wendy Robinson, Comm 371
-Prof. Wendy Robinson, Comm 371
on James Bond
"If you're not a white, WASPy kind of guy, you won't relate to Bond very well."
-Prof. Wendy Robinson, Comm 371
-Prof. Wendy Robinson, Comm 371
on shoe fetishes
"Let's say I have a shoe fetish...I'm aroused by your feet, Brad [a GSI]."
-Prof. Wendy Robinson, Comm 371
-Prof. Wendy Robinson, Comm 371
Thursday, December 01, 2005
on sheep
"They shave sheep in a way that's bad. [long pause.....] Sounds like a bad joke...baaaaaaaaaaaaad."
-Prof. Wendy Robinson, Comm 371
-Prof. Wendy Robinson, Comm 371
Tuesday, November 08, 2005
on Deep Throat [the film]
[reading the tagline from the movie poster for Deep Throat] "How far does a girl have to go to untangle her tingle? I don't even know what that means."
-Prof. Rob King, Film & Video 372
-Prof. Rob King, Film & Video 372
on defining ourselves
"We don't define ourselves on that bowel movement we had before class."
-Prof. Rob King, Film & Video 372
-Prof. Rob King, Film & Video 372
Saturday, November 05, 2005
on orgies
prof: "C'mon guys, when you get invited to an orgy, what do you do??"
student: "They give out invitations?!"
prof: "Well...you have to be on the list."
-Prof. Silke Weineck, German 383
submitted by megan.
student: "They give out invitations?!"
prof: "Well...you have to be on the list."
-Prof. Silke Weineck, German 383
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Wednesday, October 26, 2005
on Emeril
"How many of you watch Emeril?......BAM!...hahahahahahahahaha."
-Prof. Wendy Robinson, Comm 371
-Prof. Wendy Robinson, Comm 371
xated r
"Does anyone know why this film was rated X? ... [waits for reply] ... I mean, it doesn't have any nudal frontity, right!? ... I always say that wrong."
-Prof. P. Bauland, Film & Video 331
submitted by GSG.
-Prof. P. Bauland, Film & Video 331
submitted by GSG.