on Emeril

"How many of you watch Emeril?......BAM!...hahahahahahahahaha."

-Prof. Wendy Robinson, Comm 371

xated r

"Does anyone know why this film was rated X? ... [waits for reply] ... I mean, it doesn't have any nudal frontity, right!? ... I always say that wrong."

-Prof. P. Bauland, Film & Video 331

submitted by GSG.

on TiVo

"Most philosophers will say there's no such thing as an original idea, but I think TiVo is pretty good."

-GSI Trish Rich, Philosophy 359

submitted by marty.

on fetishism

"Fetishism is something we'll go into next week so bring your whips and leather boots."

-Prof. Rob King, Film & Video 372

on reading

"How many of you did the readings today?"
[no one raises their hand]
"Oook."

-Prof. Wendy Robinson, Comm 371

on looking back

"We're looking to the past, not the future."

-Prof. Wendy Robinson, Comm 371

on genocide

"There are genocides going on all the time...sometimes we don't love each other."

-Prof. Wendy Robinson, Comm 371

on Jennifer Garner, in Alias

"She goes as a whore most of the time right? I apologize for not being very well versed on the show."

Prof. Dara Greenwood, Comm 381